At least the sea bass are ill tempered

The rumors around Death Star Systems and their Shiva Weapon System grow more concerning every day. Would you believe that the last time they tried to deliver a Shiva weapon system it arrived a year late? Upon it's first deployment, the laser system aiming software reversed its ENU coordinates causing the high energy beam to focus on a nearby tree. Imagine if the tree was a school! Imagine if the school had bunnies in it! Horrible is right.

Of course this situation begs the question as to whether or not the contractors are ready to handle the practically inevitable debacle of working with Death Star Systems. How could they possibly compensate for DSS mismanagement when we've already seen in the past that the 3 contractors can barely keep their own systems on time and on schedule?

Its a shame the contracting officer for the DTDC and one of the higher-ups at Death Star Systems went through the same leadership development program together. That essentially means the contractors' hands are tied due to another no-bid contract put in place by the secret society that seems to run shop over there. Does anyone have some good news?